February 2012
29 posts
My lecturer today described an integral as ‘attractive’. Ew.
Bring me friday for some sweet benga, youngman and jack beats live. I dont even have to work before and all my sweet friends will be here. GOOOD.
I CAN'T POO BECAUSE I AM LAUGHING ITS TOO HARD TO...
“Our strong advice to anyone who disagrees with same-sex marriage is not to get...”
I’m so dead, worked 13 hours today, 12 yesterday, 9 the day before and a sweet 6 on Tuesday, gonna make a nice addition to the outlook fund. Good.
When did I become so pathetic?
Found out today I got a £4.50 fine from a book Golshan took out of UCL libraries. Nice treat just in time for valentines day.
We have ordered some mail order steak. Its meant to be like the best steak in the country. Super EPIC steaks, and 9 sexy succulent slabs of meat are heading our way… and 9 free mini burgers.
GIFFGAFF WHY YOU SUCH A TWAT AND UPDATE MY SILLY GOODYBAG ALL DAY TODAY, NOW WHEN CAN I USE MY PHONE? NEVER NEVER NEVER! YOU ARE SUCH A TWAT.
WHY ALWAYS BE COME SEE ME OR WANT ME COME SEE YOU IF YOU NO LIKE ME?
The last few days in my lectures we have been looking at how likely it is for an orange on a desk to spontaneously jump up off the desk and fly off to infinity. You would think that the probability of this happening is 0, its just not going to happen but oh no, dont be so silly, statistical thermodynamics says there is a super small tiny chance that it will happen, and stupid silly physics...
Why am i so rubbish at revising at the moment? I just cant be bothered, all i want to do is lounge and consume. At the same time im so bored of life, can i be bothered to actually do 2 more years of this, but then like if i dont will i always regret it, will that one more year actually make a big difference, what is life??????????
UCL have put up posters with information on the different sirens that would sound in the case of nuclear fall out and air attacks, do they know something we dont?
Whhhyyyyyyyyy???
Wah Wah Wah, someone hand me a tissue.
