December 2011
47 posts
Talking of dreams, last night I dreamt that all my teeth were falling out and bleeding and I was staggering around with blood pouring, clutching m fallen crumbling teeth, in a festival like situation looking for the emergency dentist!
Ive been wasted today since about 2, but somehow my parents only noticed about 10 mins ago. Either way im about to die.
I want to go and see Slavas Snow Show so much!@
“Another strange thing about naked mole rats: Acid causes them no pain”
Today is my last day and all i have to do is one exam then 10 hours at work, straight to RAM RECORDS OH GOD, then tomorrow we are going to the pub for the day then to ministry for mau5trap so fuck life, then ill die for a couple days and come home for a steak.
So excited for the 12.18pm train from London Paddington on Tuesday.
Apparently I use too much data on my iPhone which is shit and also I need to pay £1 to continue using tumblr because it contains ‘age restricted material’ which is just even more shit!
So I joined twitter but because I have been on dudeliawesome’s twitter so many times, every time i go to type in twitter, it takes me straight to his page. Great.
TWITTER
I really feel like im just learning another language which consists of greek letters and numbers.
MILLIONS OF CHANNELS BUT WHERE ARE THE EMERGENCY...
Having a tvs in basically every room and an epic living room is just a mistake because i have become a total reality tv addict, but literally shit reality tv, all i want is COPS, EMERGENCY BIKERS, REAL A&E, NIGHT COPS, OH GOD DRAMATIC MUSIC, FLASHING LIGHTS. WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
SECRET MILLIONAIRE IS JUST SO EMOTIONAL.
All I have done all day is sit in and watch movies eating chocolates and ice cream. Why am I so gay, why cant i be more like a Chinese student?
Was busier again last night than ever again then finished, ate loads of mini pies and drank lots of guiness and went to fabric. WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF? Now instead of do work im going to be hungover and watch a film.
Oh god why wont this week pass.
Today at work, eating a chicken gourmet burger, sauce all around my face, pieces of soggy bread, chicken and oinion ring falling from my mouth, sloppy fingers, hunched over the plate to save all falling food and a relatively new guy walks in, all I think to do is wimper “please don’t judge me”
Great impression. I wonder what sort of dirty animal he thinks I am.
In other work...
“All I really really want our love to do
Is to bring out the best in me and in...”
– (via singingtomatthew)
All that stands between me and home is 3 exams, 1 formal report, some of the busiest days ever at work and 2 massive nights out. Cool.
Tonight it all kicked off outside our house, Ollie walked through it on the way to the gym and said there was a guy with a gun and another with a bottle so we went and did some curtain twitching and all we could hear was 15-20 men shouting at one another and then just one repeatedly shouting ‘I WILL SHOOT YOU’. Was pretty scary but like didnt know what help calling the police was, just...
For the last 2 weeks of term im actually a good student, been out only once in the week, spend most of my free time in the library. WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
Over the past week for the first time in a long time I had some moderate male interest so might be going on a date to a fruit market and also came to the conclusion the only good looking man that comes into work is probably gay and spoke to him so this is good.
Girls at an Ann Summers party, guys at the gym......
Today im looking forward to the asda delivery because of some nice squash and good ice cream.
“Dear Joshua,
We have some news about the ticket that you bought for the Saturday 03 December draw. Please click http://www.national-lottery.co.uk/player/account/wallet/landing.do?link=email and enter your username and password to view the details online now.
Kind Regards
National Lottery Customer Care Team”
Do you know how excited i just got. Nothing exciting, only won a tenner. But...
Im not too bothered about working on not much sleep, it’s just all the Guinness I drank last night slithering its way out of me.
BEERIOD!
Last night was mental and i didnt get in til half 4 and i have work again today and got up an hour early by mistake so now so ive actually now only haf 3 and a half hours sleep but its fine, only a 7 hour shift…. probably go out afterwards as well. END ME.
Today at work was like pretty much the busiest day ever. There must be something good about our pub because for several hours we had a pretty big que to get in, the bar was at least 3 deep all the way round for most of the night and we took like twice the amount we took this time last year. Good.
This time in 2 weeks I’ll be doing the same thing, on my way to work, but having finished my last exam and work being a sort of pre-party for chase and status, andy c, sub focus, dr p, shy fx, toddla etc at fabric. Then it’ll be mau5trap at ministry, then HOMEEEEEEEEEEEE. :-)
