December 2009
224 posts
Oh mary, bebo brings so many treats.
josh bryant: stop bringing my past back to me. i...
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Yeah but you where more hardcore than my mother.
Edwina was almost pecked to death by her family before Ian Knight and Christine Christopher rescued her.
Edwina is also know to drink from cups of tea.
She is celebrating her 22nd birthday, thought to be the oldest ever recorded mallard.
Wow
Find out more about Edwina here, an inspiration for us all!
Hey guys, i just wanted to remind you of some old times.
Do you remember stripping the willow tree and wipping each others legs with the branches, light to medium to heavy petting. Oh and who could forget the world famous Tyson Vs Chalker fight to rival the Thriller in Manila!
Oh the Apple Tree
Zothy
charliefarlie:
It’s just her earring isn’t it?
YES IT IS THANKYOU CHARLIE FOR SEEING SENSE.
sorry, this is kate, I forgot I was on josh’s. I DON’T CARE, I AM A MAVERICK, NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!
Wake up! Its morning.
“THATS WHY THEY SAY BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL!”
– Hmmm…?
dearest hollyoaks: you are insane.
milkandwhiskers:
jazmerelada:
milkandwhiskers:
seeyouinmysleep:
milkandwhiskers:
jazmerelada:
(via milkandwhiskers) whats happened ? LOL
basically, zoe and that girl that looks like a pixie confessing everything to sarah in the church, they suddenly say that they want to be together and then zoe runs away and actually knocks herself against a pew and passes out and knowing...
Come back.
I liked that. It was nice. I like you. You are nice.
Typical Teenage Boy
Oh tumblr. You are going down hill. I liked having a MASSIVE tumblarity. It made me feel like people actually where interested in the shit that i post here. I know the only reason it was so big was because i reblogged a few of the popular blogs, you know what. I DONT CARE. I like feeling loved. Feeling like people are interested. Because to be honest im not even really interested enough. Not...
Indian men have small willies →
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I am trying to read tumblr…. I FAIL AT THIS. LORCAN ST RUBBING A SCuLPTURE MY EYE.
What is he. A sculpture rubber. Someone save me. I am pretty drunk. It is almost half 3. Aparently they should make condoms out of the material they make marys heart out of. IT NEVER BREAKS.
TELL ME THE TRUTH? WHAT SHOULD THEY DO?
IN IT FOR THE CHASE MOTHERFUCKER
BE ALIVE. Squirm your way out of your hole and say hi.
I don't even like coffee.
Sat in Nero. This is my new way of passing time alone in town. Sit in Nero. A nice big drink. Write a tumblr. I should have bought some revisions really.
Right i have a confession. SAFF YOU WIN! I got an electric blanket for Xmas and last night was the best night sleep I have had alone in my bed for one thousand years. I’m still scared il get electrocuted and never wake up but still...
josh byrant you can't not be there tomorrow. i...
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oh mazzer i need the money so bad, if i could not go, i would. I would much rather go to jacksons rather than spend 8 hours picking clothes up off the floor :(
?: i have the best christmas present for you. be at jacks’ tomorrow plzzzz.
EXCITEMENT! But im not sure i can even come, i have to be at work at 9 in taunton on monday… and there are no busses so have to get a lift so need to be at home so all fail :’(
I miss you
Ohhh it continues. My mum with all her “ohh have you spoken to him today” Bla bla bla. Shh leave me alone.
Also i need to start revising so so so badly. So badly. But there are so many things i want to do more. HELP. I NEED As. FS
Also. Entertain me?
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?748042-pIXYXMEYBO
Today was most certainly the most dull waste of a day ever. And has kind of topped off a pretty naff christmas. I spent all day picking up clothes off the floor. It was literally the most boring day ever. It went slower than ever. The staff where like ITS SO HECTIC IT WILL GO SO QUICKLY, if they want hectic try working in a kitchen bitches. And guess what im doing tomorrow, and the day after. ALL...
I want a hug
A tumblr. That’s all I want to do right now. But the Internet fails me. It fails me so badly. I’m sat here in a poorly lit room, wait, lying here, in a sleeping bag, half naked, tired, a tiny bit tipsy, and Christmas feels like it’s been ruined. It’s just all gone to pot. The day was fine. Pretty dull. I got some alright stuff. Loads of money. Cool bits and bobs. Watched...
0% excited for Christmas
Wonderful. Bed now
I'm worried. Probably no need, I hope you are...
Body
Which side to chickens have more fethers on?
The outside.
Oh Christmas crackers. You’re terrible.
“People are just people like you”
– An inspector of vaginas
Its Christmas Eve
Christmas Eve. Yes. Wonderful. You know what. NO SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS IN MY HOUSE. We have no decorations. We have just a few prezzies about. I am ill (thank you kate) my mum is REALLY ill but we are off to plymouth soon and that will lift moods. Should be FUUUUUNNN. I cant believe im saying that about staying with the grand parents. WHAT AM I ON. There is no internet so any texts and calls will...
I’m still in my pajamas I have to go to school tomorrow I need to clean something I’ve hurt myself on purpose I’ve thrown up on purpose I’ve broken a bone I’ve eaten something weird I’m an extremely picky eater I’ve been out to eat recently I love going to the mall I hate big groups I remember the last party I went to I’m on the phone right now I’m watching tv right now I’m eating right now I’m...
Smile like you mean it
Dont you just love it when someone you really like and means something to you is really happy. Especially if they have been sad recently. Seeing others happy is just wonderful. Its amazing. Woooo.
Our phone has been switched off after endless calls last night. I came down from upstairs to hear that dick literally shouting down the phone at my mum. Proper shouting. She didnt say a word. It was...