February 2012
23 posts
I’m so dead, worked 13 hours today, 12 yesterday, 9 the day before and a sweet 6 on Tuesday, gonna make a nice addition to the outlook fund. Good.
When did I become so pathetic?
Found out today I got a £4.50 fine from a book Golshan took out of UCL libraries. Nice treat just in time for valentines day.
We have ordered some mail order steak. Its meant to be like the best steak in the country. Super EPIC steaks, and 9 sexy succulent slabs of meat are heading our way… and 9 free mini burgers.
GIFFGAFF WHY YOU SUCH A TWAT AND UPDATE MY SILLY GOODYBAG ALL DAY TODAY, NOW WHEN CAN I USE MY PHONE? NEVER NEVER NEVER! YOU ARE SUCH A TWAT.
WHY ALWAYS BE COME SEE ME OR WANT ME COME SEE YOU IF YOU NO LIKE ME?
The last few days in my lectures we have been looking at how likely it is for an orange on a desk to spontaneously jump up off the desk and fly off to infinity. You would think that the probability of this happening is 0, its just not going to happen but oh no, dont be so silly, statistical thermodynamics says there is a super small tiny chance that it will happen, and stupid silly physics...
Why am i so rubbish at revising at the moment? I just cant be bothered, all i want to do is lounge and consume. At the same time im so bored of life, can i be bothered to actually do 2 more years of this, but then like if i dont will i always regret it, will that one more year actually make a big difference, what is life??????????
UCL have put up posters with information on the different sirens that would sound in the case of nuclear fall out and air attacks, do they know something we dont?
Whhhyyyyyyyyy???
Wah Wah Wah, someone hand me a tissue.
January 2012
26 posts
Caution on Twitter urged as tourists barred from... →
“Before his trip, Leigh Van Bryan wrote that he was going to “destroy America”.
He insisted he was referring to simply having a good time - but was sent home.”
hahahahahahaaaaaa
Borin’ell.
Today I made a special e-savings account to save for summer and i made it so that for every debit transaction i make, it rounds it up to the nearest pound and transfers the remainder to my savings so ill be saving all the little bits all up to summer and will be rich. Good.
The weekend was amazing.
EVERYTHING IS GOOD ABOUT TODAY!
For some reason i thought there were 13 months in the year so now my budget means i have a whole spare months rent, i got paid £1000 bursary and got paid a bonus from work. PUBBBBBBBBB.
MY FRIENDS ARE COMING TODAY.
My manager just convinced me that our new uniform was a white shirt, black waist coat, now tie, red trousers an blue shoes. A PUB OF CLOWNS!
This weekend was just too good and I just had way too much fun.
Life, you make me so tired.
FORT PUNTA CHRISTO
dimensionsfestival:
Built in the eighteen hundreds, the stunning location looks like something from a lost world. Located on a peninsular surrounded by the ocean just across the bay from Pula, the venue is the perfect destination for sun-soaked daytime beach parties and on the water boat parties… When the sun sets however, the Fort will turn the festival into an entirely diferent beast… . .
Bloody natural scientists complaining about dropping 3 marks. Die.
Things.
I have a growing love for this mathematical modelling software and its beginning to worry me.
Im really excited to go to Brighton on the weekend and see me pals.
Im really excited for Lorcan to come down and go to the Outlook launch.
Im really excited for Outlook.
Im really excited to see David Guetta.
Im really excited for Hospitality Brixton.
Im really excited for my party and all me...
Be mine.
Its so so good to be back in London, there are so many things to look forward to, Lorcan coming, outlook launch and then it seems everyone is going to come to our party which will just be amazing.
A team of physicists at Cornell University has created a wrinkle in time. Actually, it’s more like a teeny tiny moth hole in time. Inside it things can occur that are entirely undetectable, at least to ordinary observers. It’s as if they never happened.
This phenomenon, known as “temporal cloaking,” is the latest addition to a world that once existed only in children’s literature and science...
December 2011
47 posts
Talking of dreams, last night I dreamt that all my teeth were falling out and bleeding and I was staggering around with blood pouring, clutching m fallen crumbling teeth, in a festival like situation looking for the emergency dentist!