Welcome to the Machine

Hi. Erm i guess tumblr deserves a description. I am Josh. My posts are usually boring but for some reason people read them. Live in Somerset. A MAN and sorry people, i get boners over guys so yeah. Often surprised by the number of willies on tumblr but who's complaining?

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EVERYTHING IS GOOD ABOUT TODAY!

For some reason i thought there were 13 months in the year so now my budget means i have a whole spare months rent, i got paid £1000 bursary and got paid a bonus from work. PUBBBBBBBBB.

MY FRIENDS ARE COMING TODAY.

This makes me laugh. 
Outlook > Hideout.

This makes me laugh. 

Outlook > Hideout.

My manager just convinced me that our new uniform was a white shirt, black waist coat, now tie, red trousers an blue shoes. A PUB OF CLOWNS!

LIFE. OH GOD CANT WAIT.

Scatty bitch. 

Scatty bitch. 

This weekend was just too good and I just had way too much fun.